Fruit trees mean messengers, and flaming swords mean basketball.
Two springs flowed out of Eden, one of sweet water and one of sulfur water.
Man was never meant to be constipated, and that's why nettles have thorns.
The volcano to the east of Eden is where Cain invented the ritual of "luau" which originally consisted of men receiving messages from pigs and chickens and fish, but was later corrupted to be the simple eating ritual it is today. "Poi" is Hawaiian for "matzoh."
Adam sinned by letting Eve talk him out of watching basketball. That's why we have to paint our garages today.
It's all so SIMPLE, man!